Dear Jesus and your little brother Biff,
Thank you for allowing us to twirl around Maryland like the babes we are!
Thank you for landing my plane safely in the middle of a lightning storm with a comedian for a pilot.
Thank you for not letting Erin, Mrs. Ann or myself get shanked on the metro.
Thank you for filling my absolution quota for the year because I'm Baptist.
Thank you for the crustacean nation and all the seafood we enjoyed.
Thank you for Visa and all the stores that accept it.
Thank you for the little light that shines and the fiery bush that can't be blown out.
Thank you for the 25 year old bottle of scotch that gave Steve the giggles.
Thank you for all of Steve's Diet Dr. Pepper that I consumed.
Thank you for all the laughter that scrubbed our souls clean.
Oh, and if you talk to God make sure to use your inside voice.
Love
Abby
Thank you for landing my plane safely in the middle of a lightning storm with a comedian for a pilot.
Thank you for not letting Erin, Mrs. Ann or myself get shanked on the metro.
Thank you for filling my absolution quota for the year because I'm Baptist.
Thank you for the crustacean nation and all the seafood we enjoyed.
Thank you for Visa and all the stores that accept it.
Thank you for the little light that shines and the fiery bush that can't be blown out.
Thank you for the 25 year old bottle of scotch that gave Steve the giggles.
Thank you for all of Steve's Diet Dr. Pepper that I consumed.
Thank you for all the laughter that scrubbed our souls clean.
Oh, and if you talk to God make sure to use your inside voice.
Love
Abby
9 Comments:
At 9:29 AM, Erin said…
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
At 9:31 AM, TransplantedOkie said…
Amen, and amen
At 9:39 AM, Lisa said…
I'm still laughing. I may still be laughing tomorrow.
At 1:00 PM, TransplantedOkie said…
PS - that on the Metro was NOT trying to figure out how to sharpen his Smart Card into a shiv so he could shank us.
At 5:43 PM, Sam said…
Sounds like you all had fun, but I must point out: Biff was just his childhood pal
At 6:40 PM, Erin said…
That's right! I couldn't remember, so I just said Biff was his little brother.
At 8:38 AM, Abby said…
It's funnier if it's his little brother! Many thanks to you Sam for setting the record straight.
At 1:20 PM, TransplantedOkie said…
We are all going to hell....
At 3:51 PM, Abby said…
Then we'll all share a condo.
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