There is a greeting we have learned here on the East Coast that is SO appropriate for birthdays......"FRIED CHICKEN, COUNTRY HOG. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HOT DOG!" It's better than singing and way better than the entire wait staff of a restaurant doing the wierd stuff they do. From the East Coast waiting and counting down.
At the very least, they should have the good tast for it to be the delicious and delectible cream filling of a Hostess HoHo! (And leave the rest of the box right there on the table to take home)
Howdy! A couple of things about me. I'm 25 years old. I have a bachelor's degree in history from the University of Oklahoma. I have a relatively cool job in the cotton trading industry.
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At 6:41 AM, Dad on the East Coast said…
There is a greeting we have learned here on the East Coast that is SO appropriate for birthdays......"FRIED CHICKEN, COUNTRY HOG. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HOT DOG!" It's better than singing and way better than the entire wait staff of a restaurant doing the wierd stuff they do. From the East Coast waiting and counting down.
At 8:57 AM, Erin said…
Was there a fat joke somewhere in there? KIDDING!
17 days! Yay! Only 18 to me!
At 10:51 AM, Abby said…
I'm not going to lie, I think that I like that better than the usual happy birthday song.
At 10:05 PM, Lisa said…
For someone not big on public displays of loud birthday songs (along with the traditional large hat) you sure are asking for it!!
At 7:28 AM, TransplantedOkie said…
I should warn you that the alternate "chant" must be YELLED at the top of your lungs. Otherwise it just doesn't translate well.
At 9:46 AM, Abby said…
It's not the traditional hats that bother me, it's the cool whip up the nose and IN MY HAIR because the wait staff find it amusing.
At 10:33 AM, TransplantedOkie said…
What a perfect way to lose your tip - put stuff in people's hair. Have they no SENSE?!?!?
At 2:17 PM, Abby said…
Lose their tip?! Hell, I wanted to have their greencard revoked! You don't put things in my hair.
At 4:03 PM, TransplantedOkie said…
Just the greencard? I am surprised you did not pull their heads off and spit down their necks! Oh wait, you would NEVER spit - what WAS I thinking!!!!
At 4:04 PM, Erin said…
What the crap? Someone put Cool Whip up your nose AND in your hair? And they live today? Because I feel like that is unbelievable.
At 6:54 AM, Dad on the East Coast said…
At the very least, they should have the good tast for it to be the delicious and delectible cream filling of a Hostess HoHo! (And leave the rest of the box right there on the table to take home)
At 2:04 PM, Erin said…
Seriously Steve. The hoho thing is going to need a 12 step program soon. HoHo Detox, if you will.
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