Out of Order
Okay people, I'm having all 5 (yes, I'm a genetic mutant) of my wisdom teeth removed in the morning so I may be out of commission for a few days. Also, can we please avoid all jokes about my sudden loss of 'wisdom'.
Thanks,
Management
Thanks,
Management
9 Comments:
At 6:29 PM, Erin said…
Management? LOL.
At 7:12 AM, TransplantedOkie said…
I have no doubt, my friend, that your widsom is NOT located in your TEETH.
We do of course want pics of your swollen-ness....
At 1:55 PM, Lisa said…
Well turns out Abby had 6 wisdom teeth. The sixth one was the size of a corn kernel and was discovered during surgery. Also turns out that anesthetic of any kind make Abby talk more and makes her even more funny than normal. During one of the more comic episodes this am, she insisted that something had happened to her shoes. Abby was very concerned about her shoes (nothing changes) but in fact she had taken them off and her "flip flops" were where she left them. Many short discussions followed regarding such subjects as mutant, sterlized surgical instruments, Italian stud, XMEN, my inability to remember instructions, my lack of pencil and paper to write said instructions, pain meds, shoes again, panic at possibility that surgeon forgot to put her 6 wisdom teeth in a bag to go, her hair still looked good even though she looked like a vampire, waterproff mascara is required for surgeries from here on out and the comedy continued for about another 45 minutes and we were home and recovering!
At 6:25 PM, Erin said…
Oh man. I really wish I had been there. You don't get stream of conscious Abby often enough, especially not a doped up version!
At 11:17 AM, Abby said…
Ouch.
At 11:46 AM, Erin said…
I can't believe you kept the teeth.
At 5:21 PM, Abby said…
They are so cool! I'm debating on whether or not to take pictures of them and post them here. ;-) I just might.
At 1:10 AM, Erin said…
Whatever. A slong as they are not a tribal necklace we're still cool. Cross that line and certain things will be called into question.
At 7:25 AM, TransplantedOkie said…
The thought of Abby wearing a necklace made of her wisdom teeth is beyond my comprehension. Somehow I think it would signal the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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